Truly 50 Shades of Fucked Up!

So, I Know This Is A BIG Topic Within The Fandom. Some People Support And Love The Trilogy, Some People Can't Stand It.
Me? I'm One That Can't Stand It. I LOVEDDD "Master of The Universe" It Was A Type Of Fic I'd Never Read Before. It Was The First D/s Fic I'd Ever Read, & It Was Sexy. I, Like Most Others Sat Impertinently Waiting For The Next Update. I Remember Sending Her NUMEROUS Reviews And Never Getting ANYTHING Back, yet I Heard Other People Would Send Her A Reiew And Get A Reply. That's Not Really What Bothers Me About Her. E.L. James, I Admit Is Talented. (Not Too Informed With The BDSM World, As I've Heard, But Talented Non The Less.) What Pisses Me Off Is That She Pretty Much Is Biting The Hand That Fed her. She Has Never ONCE Thanked, Or Said That She Appreciated Us In The Fandom. The Ones That Got Her To Where She Is Today. If It Weren't For Us, Reading And Reviewing Her Story, It'd Would Never Have Gotten Her Where It Is Today. Yeah, She's Admitted That It Was Originally A Twific, But Never Has Come Out And Said "Thank You" To The Fans of "MoTU". But She Has No Problem Thanking Her "Fifty" Fans.
Another Thing...I REALLY Don't Want Robsten Or Any Part of Robsten Near The Movie. It Will Ruin It For Me, And Let Icy Get What She Wants. She Doesn't Deserve To Get All Of That. She Doesn't Deserve Half Of What She Has. Yeah, If Robsten Were To Star In The Movie, I Might Possibly See It, To Support THEM, Or To Watch Them. But I Sure As Hell WILL NOT Pay To See The Movie And Give her My Money, Just Like I Won't Pay For The Books. I Have The ORIGINAL Version, The Way It Should Be, And The Way It Should Have Stayed. The Edward/Bella Version. I'll Read That. Why Spend Money On Something That I've Already Read, Just To Expand Icy's Undeserving Bank Account? All She's Done Is Change The Name. Everything Else Is Pretty Much The Exact Same. So, In My Opinion, Stephanie Meyer Should Get Some Commission From The Books As Well, Since It Was HER Characters That Inspired It In The First Place. But That's Just What I Think. I'm Sure A Few Of You (If This Rant Is Getting Read) Completely Disagree With me, Which Is Completely Fine, Everyone Has Their Own Opinion. No Body's Opinion Is The Same, If It Were, This Would Be A Boring World. I Respect Everyone's Opinion, So Please Respect Mine And Not Bash This. Like I Said, It's MY OPINION! Comment If You'd Like, I'd Like To Hear Your Opinions On This As Well, Even If It Differs From Mine. I Like To Know Everyone's Thoughts And See Their Perspective On This!!

Happy 111th Birthday, Edward!!

Happy Birthday Edward!!

Breaking Dawn Pt. 2 Trailer Teaser!

Gahh!!! It's Finally Out!!
For Edward Cullen's 111th Birthday, Summitt Gave Us Another Trailer For Breaking Dawn Pt. 2!
& Let Me Tell You, I SOOO Cannot Wait Till November 16th For The Movie.
Watching The Trailer Alone Gave Me Chills, The Movie Will Give Me Heart Palpitations, I Can Almost Guarantee It. Though, It Will Be A Bittersweet Experience. I'll Be Excited For The Movie, But Sad That It's All Ending. After 5 Years Of Bellward, It's Finally Coming To An End. But We'll Forever Have The Movies And Books To Keep Us Satisfied.
(& Lets Not Forget, The Fuck Hawtness That Is Robsten!)
I'm Sure Everyone's Seen This By Now, But Without Further Ado, Daddyward, And Mommyella Being Fierce And Protective Over Their Baby Girl In The Trailer <3

Well, Hello!

It's Been Over A Year Since I've Posted. Figured It'd Be Time To Get Some More Posts Up.

(Even If There Aren't Any Readers)

Well, Within The Last Year, I've Read A LOT Of Fics. Guess It's Time To Post My Thoughts One One Or Two Of Them!! Let The Reviews Commence!! (:

Chasing Cars.

So I Just Stared Reading This Fic Today, But I'm Hooked!

What Really Kept Me Reading After The First Chapter Was GeeGee21's Bella. She was Snarky And Just Plain Funny. Plus, Her Having Edwards POV Didn't Hurt Either. I Love Having EPOV In Stories, That Way You know What's Going On In Each Persons Head. Anyway....

This Fic Is About A Bella Who Is A Self Proclaimed "Retard", Who When Not Working at A Candy Shop, Sits home on Her Couch With Her Cat Princess Cornelius Bannanhammock or Hammy As Bella Calls Him. She Goes Out One Rare Night With her Sister-in-Law Rosalie And Meets None Other Than Mr. Edward Cullen Himself. They Get Drunk, Go To His House, Has Some Marshmallow Foreplay, Then Fluffy White Rug Sex. Then More Sex. And Then A Little More. Well Bella Ends Up Preggers And Has No Clue What To Do, She Barely Knows Edward, And She Can Barely Take Care Of Herself Let Alone A Baby, So She Goes The Adoption Route. (As Of Right Now. I'm only One Ch. 10)

But So Far, There's Not Much Smut, But Oh Well, The Story Is Amazing In Itself, Even Without It. I'm Sure More Is To Come  ( *Crosses Fingers For Hot Bellward Sex* ) Anyway. I'm Pretty Sure I Know Where This Story Is Going, But I'm Not Familar With This Author, So I don't Really Know If She's An HEA Type Of Gal Or Not. I'm Hoping She Is.  But As I Go On, I'm Going To Post More About This Fic, But I Just Had To Talk About It, Cause It's Just Too Awesome Not To Say Something About It, And Giving It A Shout Out.

Again, Thanks For Reading (If Anyone Is Even Reading This)

-Amber<3

New.

Okay, So Have You Ever Read An Amazing Piece Of Fanfiction And Just Wanted Needed To Talk About It, But Had No One To Discuss It With?
Well This Is The Dilemma That I Am In Right Now.

None Of My Friends In Real Life Read Fanfiction. Which Blows. I'm Always Reading Amazing Stories That I Just Want To Talk About, Even If It's Something Small In The Chapter. I  WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. Telling An Author In A Review Isn't Really enough For Me. So This Is Primarily What This Blog Is Going To be About. Me Endlessly Rambling About Stories That I'm Reading. Or About An Author, Or Pretty Much Anything Twilight Related (Cause You Can Never Talk Enough About Twilight).

 At The Moment. Right Now, I'm Reading A BUNCH. One Of My Favorites Right Now Is Puddle Jumping By 107 YearoldVirgin. Actually, It's One Of My Favorite Fics, If Not my Favorite. She Is An Amazing Author...But That Is Something For A Whole Other Post.

I'm Not Sure Anyone's Even Going To Read This, But It's Still Somewhere Where I Can Just Express What I Feel For Certain Things, And For Me To Just Randomly Ramble. So If You Do Read This, Welcome To The Blog, And Thanks For Reading. (: